Good news everyone!
No I’m not going to rip off Futurama (though it was a joke handed to me on a plate), I’ve just recieved the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ in the post here in the moddle of nowhere. This isn’t huge news for anyone who’s seen the show, but it seems that EVERYONE at my current workplace has never even heard of the greatest cinematic mindfuck of all time! So...
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #9
A six pack in the fridge is infinitely more cool than a six pack under your shirt
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #8
It’s not the size of your Throbbing Python of Love, it’s how you use it
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #7
The optimist will say half full. The pessimist will say half empty. The oppertunist will drink both the optimists and the pessimists drinks while they moan about not having enough to drink.
Freakin' finally! Portal 2!
But my god it’s taking FOREVER. I’m not sure if it’s ‘cause it’s a large game (over 10,120 MB) or if the Steam servers are overloaded from the sheer number of downloads due to the many, many sales on this summer. But from what I’ve heard, it’ll be worth the wait…
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #6
He who did smell it, did deal it
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #5
Never ask your little brother for gynecological advice
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #4
What goes up must come down. Unless, of course, it#s a rocket on a crash course somewhere
Look out Notch!
During the long. long wait for Minecraft 1.7 to come out I’ve been toying with another game. Namely Terraria. A weird and wonderful game with a funkadelic beat to it to boot! Check it out sometime ;)
Stupid Barclay's Advert
The one with the guy in the rollercoaster… yeah that would never happen. Note that the train only has a bar across the guy’s lap. The coaster goes upside down and corkscrews a few times, when a coaster does that it’s required to have a full body harness. That stupid rollercoaster would never pass health and safety requirements. Stupid adverts
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #3
Just because something looks funny doesn’t mean it’s going to taste funny
Another thought for you all
Imagine the world if everything you touched, absolutely everything, turned blue. A different shade each time… Craziness O.o
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #2
Juice does not make an acceptable mouthwash
Women are like Pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand :3– Benny Hill
Age of Chivalry epiphany
So there I was, just playing on Monastary, when I happen to read the open book by the manuscript. I immediately recognise it as none other than the 1980s hit single ‘Swords of a Thousand Men’ by Tenpole Tudor! A different verse features on every open ‘bible’ in-game! O.o AWESOME!
St. DicXkie's words of wisdom #1
Never, EVER excersise in the bath …
My own little wassup
Now as this is the first time I’ve ever made a blog, you’ll understand I’m a little confused as to what to put. Consider this a preliminary post ;)